#BLINDSIDE! Jughead voice-overs are back, and Mary and Kirsten are too! They are on a mission to make Riverdale Peppy again, make Favin a thing, and make Peaches the star of the show! Archie gets into a totally normal brawl with his ex girlfriend's dad, Ethyl quotes Star Wars, and the Farm looks like a pretty chill place to hang out!
This week on the Riverdale Recap: STOP GIVING VERONICA JOBS! Archie is unrealistic (wow who expected that?), Mary thinks car crashes can be beautiful, and the Serpent finally got his Prom Queen. Always remember, if we don't see the head, they're probably not really dead. #Centaurs
Welcome to another episode of the Riverdale Recap, where pigs bladders are made into balloons and everybody's in the farm. Archie is (temporarily) not a punchaholic and Josie says her farewells. Grundy is beckoning from the grave and Hal is definitely not dead. There may be a severe lack of sexy teen carwashes in this episode, but Mary and Kirsten fill you in on the deets anyway!
The body count may be rising in Riverdale but Mary and Kirsten are still here to tell you all about it! Good ol' Freddy DeSantos is back and causing mayhem with lil Princess Jellybean, G is the word on the drug scene, and Fangs is triple dipping in his alliances. Mary fails to understand sports and abuses her school nurse privileges, and Kirsten is here to explain why you should never bring your mom to the Bang Bunker. #SomethingSomethingInTheDesert
Mary and Kirsten are back from their (not very) brief hiatus with episode 17 of the Riverdale Season 3 Recap! Betty searches for answers in the Farm and FINALLY starts to use some (somewhat) covert strategies! The cursed shirt of Harry Potter makes an appearance, Mad Dog isn't dead, and Kirsten and Mary give out possibly the most unexpected award for most normal person ever!
Last weeks episode of Riverdale blew us away so much that it took a whole extra week to come out! That, or Kirsten and Mary both fell ill and couldn't properly enjoy the Heathers without being at 100%! This week we discuss stolen double-wides, dirty dancing with the football team, and shroom brownies! Discover the BEST NAMED Riverdale character EVER and determine if Sweetsie, Veggie, or Varchie is a better ship name! #SweetPeachesNCream #StayLegalStaySafe
Mary doesn't care about anyone on this 'World's Messiest Podcast', but luckily Hanna and Kirsten are here to put her in her place! Veronica suffers 'little rich girl problems' and we debate homeless relationship jitters, online shopping, and awkward family dinners. On this episode of Riverdale: They Should Have Done It Better, we finally discover FP's secret longings and realize that all conflicts are road trip related! #ShagginWagon #AvengeJasonBlossom
Make sure to stay tuned after the outro for bonus deleted scenes of just how messy this podcast was!
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Uh oh! There is trouble in paradise this week on the Riverdale Recap as nearly everyone is breaking up! We discover that Reggie has probably not been getting paid at all for his work and Archie and Hiram are BFFs again! Pull on your Serpent jacket, blow out your birthday candles, and listen along! #OldDeuteronomy
Minor Next Episode Spoilers Discussion about Heathers: 23:15 - 24:42
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Nancy Drew Mary are in search of the Mike Bloom of KowSkiCast. The Spa-Keezie is back for Casino Night round 2 and Veronica takes her turn at being the absolute worst. Betty goes full Cheryl and the Farming Club consumes its next victim. #NoMoreDressCodes #MurderHouseOnElmStreet
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, everybody wants a gang and Archie boxes. Mob boy is back with almost as many jobs as Veronica! Special topics include: bell-bottom jeans, milkshakes vs fun times, wakey wakey with no eggs and bakey, and Alice Cooper going full Greyjoy. #JauntryLilWeddingCowboyHat