July 9, 2019
It may not be summertime in Riverdale, but things sure are heating up in Mary’s least favorite episode! Hanna is trying to steamroll the operation over here and Kirsten is an embarrassment to all Harry Potter fanatics. Veronica gives away her tiny little hats, Polly is a classic pregnant detective, and Bughead continues to be the only showmance we care about! #SyrupGravyBoat #MilquetoastWithAK
Spoiler section starts at - 1:00:45
June 9, 2019
Season 1 is back and it's getting crazy on the Riverdale Recap podcast! Kirsten, Mary, and Hanna are here to talk all about triathlons, baby showers, and the senior circle. Don't worry too much about BLOSSOM BLOOD - those are just some words that start with the letter B! What's the difference between a biker bar and a dive bar? Will there be KowSkiCast merch? Listen along to find out the answers to these and many more pressing questions! #IStandWithHanna
Spoiler section starts at - 1:06:35
May 27, 2019
IT'S FINALE TIME EVERYONE! Kirsten and Mary break down the FINAL episode of Riverdale Season 3 in this podcast full of Fire Babies, Hot Edgars, and Buying Organs in Bulk! Listen in as we try to figure out what happened to Howard Blossom, how all the kids own property, and why the show-writers felt the need to alter the Black Hood's past motives! Let's all sit back, relax, and creepily slo-mo drink some milkshakes in celebration of the end to another (great?) season! #DeadBodyJason
Skip to 1:23:50 for the season 3 Finale Superlatives
May 14, 2019
#BLINDSIDE! Jughead voice-overs are back, and Mary and Kirsten are too! They are on a mission to make Riverdale Peppy again, make Favin a thing, and make Peaches the star of the show! Archie gets into a totally normal brawl with his ex girlfriend's dad, Ethyl quotes Star Wars, and the Farm looks like a pretty chill place to hang out!
May 4, 2019
This week on the Riverdale Recap: STOP GIVING VERONICA JOBS! Archie is unrealistic (wow who expected that?), Mary thinks car crashes can be beautiful, and the Serpent finally got his Prom Queen. Always remember, if we don't see the head, they're probably not really dead. #Centaurs
May 1, 2019
Welcome to another episode of the Riverdale Recap, where pigs bladders are made into balloons and everybody's in the farm. Archie is (temporarily) not a punchaholic and Josie says her farewells. Grundy is beckoning from the grave and Hal is definitely not dead. There may be a severe lack of sexy teen carwashes in this episode, but Mary and Kirsten fill you in on the deets anyway!
April 22, 2019
The body count may be rising in Riverdale but Mary and Kirsten are still here to tell you all about it! Good ol' Freddy DeSantos is back and causing mayhem with lil Princess Jellybean, G is the word on the drug scene, and Fangs is triple dipping in his alliances. Mary fails to understand sports and abuses her school nurse privileges, and Kirsten is here to explain why you should never bring your mom to the Bang Bunker. #SomethingSomethingInTheDesert
April 15, 2019
Mary and Kirsten are back from their (not very) brief hiatus with episode 17 of the Riverdale Season 3 Recap! Betty searches for answers in the Farm and FINALLY starts to use some (somewhat) covert strategies! The cursed shirt of Harry Potter makes an appearance, Mad Dog isn't dead, and Kirsten and Mary give out possibly the most unexpected award for most normal person ever!
March 30, 2019
Last weeks episode of Riverdale blew us away so much that it took a whole extra week to come out! That, or Kirsten and Mary both fell ill and couldn't properly enjoy the Heathers without being at 100%! This week we discuss stolen double-wides, dirty dancing with the football team, and shroom brownies! Discover the BEST NAMED Riverdale character EVER and determine if Sweetsie, Veggie, or Varchie is a better ship name! #SweetPeachesNCream #StayLegalStaySafe
March 20, 2019
Mary doesn't care about anyone on this 'World's Messiest Podcast', but luckily Hanna and Kirsten are here to put her in her place! Veronica suffers 'little rich girl problems' and we debate homeless relationship jitters, online shopping, and awkward family dinners. On this episode of Riverdale: They Should Have Done It Better, we finally discover FP's secret longings and realize that all conflicts are road trip related! #ShagginWagon #AvengeJasonBlossom
Make sure to stay tuned after the outro for bonus deleted scenes of just how messy this podcast was!
Spoiler section starts at - 1:06:05