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It's time for the final installment of the first Twilight book... the *Twilight* of Twilight if you will! Post action fallout means doctor induced comas, not moving to Jacksonville, and of course: PROM! Rachel and Mary wrap up the final chapters and the epilogue, talk all about their own Proms, and maybe some foreshadowing??? #OhMyGodAKiss,Thanks

Oh look! The real climax! Mary and Rachel are back to break down the FINAL BATTLE of the first Twilight book and all the blood that comes with it. Get out your Nokia phones, write your goodbye letter, and pull on your lightest gray shirt: it's time for the sacrificial play! This episode is complete with a dramatic reading, sorting Bella into a Hogwarts house, and the first ever Jackson 2 segment! Keep us on the wagon yall! 

This week on TwiFight Mary and Rachel are IMPATIENT for something interesting to happen! We discuss important topics such as being the hero when you're not mythical, and do vampires poop? Everyone practice your dead-eye smile, grab that sock money from under your mattress, and remember to whisper your best 'just let go Charlie' on your way out the door!

It's been a long time, but Mary and Rachel are back with another [super old] episode of Twifight! Join us as we discuss the two most anticipated chapters in the book, dish out some Harry Clearwater's Homemade Fish Fry, rename the book, and try to figure out what a 'catlike growl' would really sound like! We determine that Twilight is just Hunted with Vampires, break down the entire baseball scene (and preview the scene from the movie), and discover that Lauren really was the big bad all along! Strap in to your harness and put on your headphones, it's going to be a bumpy ride! 

Don't forget to breathe during this episode of Twifight: The Twilight Podcast, because we are going to the Cullen's house! Bella chokes for 'reasons unknown to anybody' and Edward eats a tear - so you know, just your average day in Forks! Make sure to wear your lightest sweater and fill your bra with potatoes for this wild pair of chapters! 

This week on the 'thirstiest' episode of TwiFight yet, Rachel's boyfriend Keith gives us his causal takes on Edward, Bella, and all things Twilight! We finally discuss the meadow, Mary reveals her 8th grade undercover Twilight operation, and Rachel realizes Edward is actually just a boomer. Make sure you put on your Tag Body Spray, 'do a hug', and eat some lasagna, because EDWARD IN THE SUNLIGHT WAS SHOCKING! #SmellyGood

 

-Special appearance by Laura Kwiatkowski

-Intro music by Will from America

-Fake Ad music by Dave Kwiatkowski

Bedward is officially official this week on Twifight: The Twilight Podcast. Rachel and Mary are back to discuss the two chapters in this book that really could have just been an email. Sparks fly in biology, and Edward wears a really weird shirt (it's probably light though). #Bedward

This week on TwiFight: The Twilight Podcast, about three things we are absolutely positive. First, Edward is an old dude. Second, Bella takes a weird shower. And third, everyone could really use a 20 base scale for relationships. #TheVWord 

This week on the Twilight Podcast it's time for a girls trip! Get that estrogen pumping, practice your murder thoughts, and make sure Lauren is NOT invited! Mary and Rachel break down the 'Nightmare' and 'Port Angeles' chapters of Twilight and discuss their own dress shopping adventures! Grab a mace, and remember: I only eat when the sun goes down! 

Things are about to get BLOODY on this weeks episode of TwiFIGHT! Jacob drops the 'V-word' and maybe breaks a treaty, Bella has a subplot with a bottle of lemonade, and they finally go to the beach! Join Rachel and Mary as they try to understand exactly what a crooked smile is and how on earth eyes can *smolder*. #17Gerbils 

-Warning: the squeamish should skip past the quick convo from 24:04 - 24:30

-Fake Ad music by Dave Kwiatkowski