Episodes

Thursday Jan 31, 2019
Riverdale - 1.4 The Last Picture Show
Thursday Jan 31, 2019
Thursday Jan 31, 2019
Oh no! The Twilight Drive-In is closing down and everyone is super upset! Just kidding... Jughead is the only one upset... Follow Mary, Kirsten, and Hanna as we lament our fledgling musician, discuss hijacking chrome cast, and dive deeper than anyone asked into Sketch Queen Jennifer Gibson and her romantic cello bow. #BootyTutor
Spoiler section starts at - 54:35

Sunday Jan 27, 2019
Riverdale - 3.10 The Stranger
Sunday Jan 27, 2019
Sunday Jan 27, 2019
Get ready to pray to the Seven because this episode is a doozy. Kirsten and Mary are back to break down what Jughead's party plan might have been, why everyone should be team Reggie, which dad's still need jobs, and much more. Grab a root beer float and pop on that Flocabulary track for all your SAT prep needs! #BrothelBrain #Punchaholic

Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Riverdale - 1.3 Body Double
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
This week in on the Riverdale Look-Back Podcast Hanna, Kirsten, and Mary get in to some fairly deep discussion regarding the difficult subject matter Riverdale attempts to cover. Kirsten continues to hate Archie, but on the upside, Cheryl has an epic wardrobe. Get ready for some girl power and wig reveals!
Spoiler section starts at - 52:40

Saturday Jan 19, 2019
Riverdale - 3.9 No Exit
Saturday Jan 19, 2019
Saturday Jan 19, 2019
Welcome back to Reggiedale where the mocktails are selling as quickly as a round of G&G. Mary may be face blind, but even she can see that FP FINALLY HAS A JOB! Join us as we critique Jughead on his gang management and Kirsten tries to figure out where on earth the Canadian Hinterlands are… aren’t you glad season 3 is back?

Monday Jan 14, 2019
Riverdale - 1.2 Touch of Evil
Monday Jan 14, 2019
Monday Jan 14, 2019
Kristen, Mary, and Hanna are back for Episode 2 of our Riverdale Season 1 Rewatch. This week we touch on all of the important topics such as vanishing twins, Jughead's eating habits, Archie being the worst, how on earth Sophomores in High School can go on road trips and much more! Grab yourself an old fashioned vanilla milkshake (or a double chocolate one) and enjoy the show!
Spoiler section starts at - 1:07:05

Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Riverdale - 1.1 The River's Edge
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Welcome to the Riverdale Recap Podcast Season 1! Kirsten and Mary are back to recap even more Riverdale, and this time they are joined by Hanna Elam. The trio takes a second glance at the first episode of Riverdale, discusses new findings, and basks in the light of simpler times! If you haven’t seen Riverdale before, or want to join us in our look-back, now is your chance to hop aboard the Chock’lit train to Archieland!
Spoiler section starts at - 1:22:00

Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
Riverdale - 3.8 Outbreak
Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
It's all about Emancipated Minors and Arts and Crafts this week on Riverdale! Veronica is not the only one busy with 3 jobs, but Mary and Kirsten tackle this episode of the podcast anyway! Join us Bethyl stans and all y'all farmgirl69s. Pop('s) open a bag of Sour Patch Lads, or maybe some Fun-Dip and get ready to torture someone! Hey... everybody's doing it!

Friday Dec 07, 2018
Riverdale - 3.7 The Man in Black
Friday Dec 07, 2018
Friday Dec 07, 2018
What’s better than drowning your sorrows in a package of Fizzle Rocks? The Riverdale Recap that is! Kirsten and Mary have a lot to say about Season 3 Episode 7 of Riverdale. Topics include: rucksacks, Johnny Cash, the Kent Family Farm, drinking sugar water, teeth stuff, and our favorite new ship: Ethead. Go on a journey as we try to discover who the Man in Blackjack really is, what age Mary really is, and whether or not Canadians put water in their cereal!

Sunday Dec 02, 2018
Riverdale - 3.6 Manhunter
Sunday Dec 02, 2018
Sunday Dec 02, 2018
After another two-week hiatus, the Riverdale Recap is back and weirder (?) than ever! Join Mary and Kirsten as we discuss Hannibal Lecter, chaining people to radiators, the Centerville Serpents, Spencer’s, Jiffy Pop, the Bang Bunker, and Big Daddy Lodge! We may not understand when Archie and Veronica’s relationship turned so serious, but we’re here for it! At least… we think we are?

Monday Nov 19, 2018
Riverdale - 3.5 The Great Escape
Monday Nov 19, 2018
Monday Nov 19, 2018
Welcome to Riverdale, where everyone is a serpent and no-one has a job! Join Mary and Kirsten as they break down this week's episode and discuss why it may be the best [worst] so far! Was Archie branded with the mark of Cain? Are court cases exactly like Weddings? Is Tim ever going to happen? Just move past it and don’t ask think about it too hard and you’ll be fine!