Episodes
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Riverdale - 6.1 Welcome to Rivervale
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Welcome to Rivervale where everything is the same but now with a fun new horror-twist! Join Mary and Kirsten in a special *no-edits* version of the Riverdale Recap Podcast, because if the writers have an easy out then so do we! The girls break down everything from the first episode in the five part special. We've got pies, beds covered in money, cockroach cereal - oh, and MURRRRDERRRR!
Friday Oct 22, 2021
Riverdale - 5.19 RIP (?)
Friday Oct 22, 2021
Friday Oct 22, 2021
The finale of season 5 of Riverdale is here and Mary and Kirsten have gone full tilt. This week we wrap up what might be the most confusing season of Riverdale yet. Mary learns about pipe bombs and does her 'posh lady' impression, Kirsten brings back cyber bullying, and they both have a nice hearty rant!
Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
Riverdale - 5.18 Next to Normal
Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
We're there, we've finally reached the point we were all dreading: Riverdale has officially broken Kirsten. On this week's helping of the Riverdale Recap, a delighted Mary and a reluctant Kirsten talk about everything from the season 5 musical episode! We have many debates such as: Can these actors sing? Does anyone really like meatloaf? And can you buy a piano on Amazon? Last week's poll results are in and Mary's MotherDale calls in to discuss more food related quandaries. #Tangs&Tongs
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Riverdale - 5.17 Dance of Death
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Bloodshed and witchcraft abound on this week's episode of the Riverdale Recap Podcast! Kirsten and Mary debate the Veronica Hiram showdown and Kevin leaves the Blossom's *totally not another cult* Ministry. The ghost platoon is back to save Archie, and the mothmen/trucker plotline finally comes to a close! #RiverMommies
Monday Sep 20, 2021
Riverdale - 5.16 Band of Brothers
Monday Sep 20, 2021
Monday Sep 20, 2021
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast things are sounding a little different! Mary and Kirsten weren't able to record together, but that doesn't mean that you aren't going to get both of their takes! Time to hear what Mary sounds like with no one to keep her from listing out every plot-point, and time to hear what Kirsten sounds like when she has to take her own notes! The girls each break down everything from CopterCabs, Books and Booze, Miracle Workers, and whatever it was that Archie got up to this episode! #FinanceBros #Boysenberry
Monday Sep 13, 2021
Riverdale - 5.15 Return of the Pussycats
Monday Sep 13, 2021
Monday Sep 13, 2021
Riverdale is now The Pussycats for this week's backdoor pilot episode. Kirsten and Mary are here to talk all things Josie, Melody, and Val as they return for the first time in multiple seasons! Mary confuses TV characters with real people, and Kirsten just wants to flail around in a mosh pit, you know, just like old times. #ReturnOfSweetPea
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Riverdale - 5.14 The Night Gallery
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Mary enjoyed the episode?? Fear not, Kirsten certainly did not! We break down everything from Cheryl's portraits, including the Shirtless Archie, the Rat King, and Betty's extremely violent tendencies. Mary attempts to gaslight Kirsten, and we reveal the rabies plot hole! Continuity errors abound on this Holiday Weekend!
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Riverdale - 5.13 Reservoir Dogs
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
We finally caught a criminal this week on the Riverdale Podcast! Well, okay, Betty did, but Mary and Kirsten are here to recap it all! We discuss dancing on tables, the Spiderman meme and Mangs and Foose. Fun segments include: taking October off and shopping for sweatshirts!
Sunday Aug 22, 2021
Riverdale - 5.12 Citizen Lodge
Sunday Aug 22, 2021
Sunday Aug 22, 2021
Your favorite, least researched Riverdale Podcast is back for another mediocre episode that mirrored the show we all watched! It's (apparently) time for the Hiram Lodge backstory we always knew we didn't need! We love it when there is zero plot movement and a good old-fashioned shoe shine. Flashbacks and actors playing their parents abound and your loyal hosts are here to talk about it all. Featuring: drug trafficking education and animal adventure stories! #SaveManifest
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
Riverdale - 5.11 Strange Bedfellows
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
WE'RE BACK! Season 5 is back for phase two, and that means Kirsten and Mary have returned to guide you through the hot mess! This week we go on another palladium deep-dive, determine which is the worst cw show, and FINALLY get to hear the infamous voicemail! Can we trust the Riverdale writers? Probably not, but that won't stop us from watching! #Bangs