KowSkiCast | Riverdale | Revenge | Twilight

This week on 'What Are We Even Watching Anymore' Kirsten was joined by 'whisper ASMR Mary' because whispers are the tickles of the nighttime world (what?) Riverdale may be a thing that exists, but more importantly Kirsten educates us all on psychopathic chocolate bars and learns that speed painting is not, in fact, painting while on drugs. Silly Kirsten, fizzle rocks are for kids! Meanwhile Kevin makes bank and Veronica and Cheryl ruin mojitos... 

The hiatus is over and it's back to Riverdale as usual for Kirsten and Mary... or so we thought. Enjoy the most technologically difficult podcast we have ever recorded! Just in time for Spirit Week! Archie was pretty serious about boxing once, Betty might have killed Jughead, and Veronica becomes a mixologist. Man, it's good to be back. 

This week on a podcast that was definitely not recorded back in June of 2019, it's time for the obligatory High School Party episode! After last episodes 'sapcermony' Kirsten, shoots down Mary's terrific Betty impression, Mary discusses her least favorite candy, and Hanna keeps everyone on track! Tune in as we explain being carb-drunk, why American cheese is the worst, and speculate why Hiram can't afford chocolate pearls. #TheTownWithWigs

 

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It's mid season yatus time again, which means of course Mary is very late with the episode! Veronica conspires with her grandmother, Kevin pops up like a whack-a-mole, Cheryl fumigates her mom, FP #1 is back, and Chickles is a thing apparently! Happy 2020 everyone! Listen until the end for the results of the very important 'is lasagna a casserole' poll.

This week on the Riverdale Recap EVERYONE gets a therapy session! Mary explains what a casserole is, Jughead continues to hate Kevin, Kirsten buys a subscription to Fibes magazine, and DBJ goes full taxidermy! Business as usual!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the Sagittarius Wenches this week on the KowSkiCast! In Riverdale it is important to remember: The first Rule of Secret Societies is to always spill your secrets the second you play a drinking game. Mary explains the rules of the Saran Wrap Game, Kirsten gives a PSA about Creepy Dolls, and Lil Bow Wow almost saves the day!

Welcome to booth 11! Mary and Kirsten are back for this weeks episode that was just slightly more painful to get through than a marathon. The Lodge children hog all of the jobs, Mary goes on a mini rant, and everyone wonders where the heck Sweet Pea is! #VarsityJacketMan #BringBackApplejack

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast Mary and Kirsten can't remember anything about season 3... almost like how Betty can't remember killing her childhood cat! OH NO! ARE WE SERIAL KILLERS!? Chadwick Blossom makes a return, Archie is a crime fighter again, and new kid of the week 'Toby' is causing problems. Join us as we discuss the power of a community clam bake, who the biggest Draco Malfoy is, and exactly why we are all throwing finger guns! #TracyTrue

It's Halloween which means no one remembers the farm, and everyone is full of shenanigans! On this episode, we all find out what our murder names are, Mary digs a hole, Kirsten unstans new Reggie, and guest star Hanna keeps everyone on track! #PrinciPAL #GargoyleBoy #VCRs

 

Note: Mary would like to publicly apologize for the cinnamon roll she was snacking on during the first 10 mins of this podcast - it was a holiday, and she was hungry.

In the quiet town of Riverdale - wait? What am I saying! ON THE CRAZIEST EPISODE OF RIVERDALE (maybe ever) Kirsten threatens to quit the podcast! Archie jumps out of a two story building, Veronica doesn't understand that teen carwashes are only sexy on TV, Toni hires the world's hottest caretaker, and Moonshoes Evernever is over here acting more insane than usual. Fun tangents include: Darren Criss guest starring on future episodes, Diplobrats, the end of Riverdale gangs, and stanning Donna Sweett. #SeeYouEvernever