Episodes

Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
Riverdale - 4.2 Fast Times at Riverdale High
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
It's week two here in Riverdale Season 4, and Kirsten and Mary are already losing their minds! Reggie's dad and 'new young principal' are no fun, no one knows who is a Serpent anymore, and apparently Veronica is a secret genius. Pop off your bras, cuddle up next to your maggot infested sibling, and hop aboard team 'whale-means-nothing!'

Monday Oct 14, 2019
Riverdale - 4.1 In Memoriam
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
It's been a hard week for the KowSkiCast girls. Join us in celebrating the start of season 4 and the memory of Luke Perry.
This episode is dedicated with love, to Mary's Grandfather, Gene Kwiatkowski.

Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
Riverdale - 4.0 Season 4 Preview Show
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
It's almost that time of year again! Mary, Kristen, and Hanna are back to get you all geared up for Riverdale Season 4! We catch you up on all of the summer's relationship drama, Netflix films, and Season 4 predictions! Warning: Mary may or may not be on Jingle Jangle based on some of her theories.
Check us out on social media:
Mary - @frailMary (all platforms)
Kristen - @kirstensaidwhat (all platforms)
Hanna - @hannav.exe (instagram)

Tuesday Jul 09, 2019
Riverdale - 1.9 La Grande Illusion
Tuesday Jul 09, 2019
Tuesday Jul 09, 2019
It may not be summertime in Riverdale, but things sure are heating up in Mary’s least favorite episode! Hanna is trying to steamroll the operation over here and Kirsten is an embarrassment to all Harry Potter fanatics. Veronica gives away her tiny little hats, Polly is a classic pregnant detective, and Bughead continues to be the only showmance we care about! #SyrupGravyBoat #MilquetoastWithAK
Spoiler section starts at - 1:00:45

Sunday Jun 09, 2019
Riverdale - 1.8 The Outsiders
Sunday Jun 09, 2019
Sunday Jun 09, 2019
Season 1 is back and it's getting crazy on the Riverdale Recap podcast! Kirsten, Mary, and Hanna are here to talk all about triathlons, baby showers, and the senior circle. Don't worry too much about BLOSSOM BLOOD - those are just some words that start with the letter B! What's the difference between a biker bar and a dive bar? Will there be KowSkiCast merch? Listen along to find out the answers to these and many more pressing questions! #IStandWithHanna
Spoiler section starts at - 1:06:35

Monday May 27, 2019
Riverdale - 3.22 Survive the Night
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
IT'S FINALE TIME EVERYONE! Kirsten and Mary break down the FINAL episode of Riverdale Season 3 in this podcast full of Fire Babies, Hot Edgars, and Buying Organs in Bulk! Listen in as we try to figure out what happened to Howard Blossom, how all the kids own property, and why the show-writers felt the need to alter the Black Hood's past motives! Let's all sit back, relax, and creepily slo-mo drink some milkshakes in celebration of the end to another (great?) season! #DeadBodyJason
Skip to 1:23:50 for the season 3 Finale Superlatives

Tuesday May 14, 2019
Riverdale - 3.21 The Dark Secret of Harvest House
Tuesday May 14, 2019
Tuesday May 14, 2019
#BLINDSIDE! Jughead voice-overs are back, and Mary and Kirsten are too! They are on a mission to make Riverdale Peppy again, make Favin a thing, and make Peaches the star of the show! Archie gets into a totally normal brawl with his ex girlfriend's dad, Ethyl quotes Star Wars, and the Farm looks like a pretty chill place to hang out!

Saturday May 04, 2019
Riverdale - 3.20 Prom Night
Saturday May 04, 2019
Saturday May 04, 2019
This week on the Riverdale Recap: STOP GIVING VERONICA JOBS! Archie is unrealistic (wow who expected that?), Mary thinks car crashes can be beautiful, and the Serpent finally got his Prom Queen. Always remember, if we don't see the head, they're probably not really dead. #Centaurs

Wednesday May 01, 2019
Riverdale - 3.19 Fear the Reaper
Wednesday May 01, 2019
Wednesday May 01, 2019
Welcome to another episode of the Riverdale Recap, where pigs bladders are made into balloons and everybody's in the farm. Archie is (temporarily) not a punchaholic and Josie says her farewells. Grundy is beckoning from the grave and Hal is definitely not dead. There may be a severe lack of sexy teen carwashes in this episode, but Mary and Kirsten fill you in on the deets anyway!

Monday Apr 22, 2019
Riverdale - 3.18 Jawbreaker
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
The body count may be rising in Riverdale but Mary and Kirsten are still here to tell you all about it! Good ol' Freddy DeSantos is back and causing mayhem with lil Princess Jellybean, G is the word on the drug scene, and Fangs is triple dipping in his alliances. Mary fails to understand sports and abuses her school nurse privileges, and Kirsten is here to explain why you should never bring your mom to the Bang Bunker. #SomethingSomethingInTheDesert